On a cold winter night I arrived on this planet in search of a soulmate but instead I was greeted by three strange individuals. one had a very large head(Matt he called himself) the other two had very large nostril regions (Josh and Bryan they were called). All joking aside ha ha ha laugh laugh we've all been friends since the first time I threw a crayon at Bryan's head while it was nap time in kindergarden. Then I met Matt ah good old Mr. peepers, I hated him for a very long time about 5 years almost but we started getting along after I returned from california and they had just ended their first shitty band and wanted to start another shitty one. And then Josh comes along and oh god he hated me for the longest time and we had to be in the same band. Then came the part when i had to learn how to play a bass guitar(Im still learning don't tell the rest of the band they think I know what Im doing.) yeah anyways we stared playing together and it was very hard and I didn't like what we first sounded like because I hated what we where singing about, how slow it was(mostly my fault because I suck) and Matt. But we got through all of that bullshit and egos and now Im happier than a pig in shit about the way we sound and the bad ass bond we have made over the last 4 to 5 years. This is the most touching thing that you will ever hear me say in my life so soak it up you dirty ass hippies cause I AM A VERY MEAN PERSON AND I DONT LIKE YOU. (ps If you are blond and have very low standards I still don't like you.)PS I like long walks on the beach and I don't like you. Well this is me signing off so drink beer and don't make love to fat chicks trust me you'll thank me and it makes baby jesus cry.
David The Last Action Zero